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doc joferlyn simp

    Help I'm having difficulty winning games now, a few weeks ago it was a breeze now I have to concentrate 100% like no Facebooking on the side to win. I've been destroying enemy Ancients, but game still won't let me win wtf

    I'm a perfect human being so it can't be my fault right? Teammates must be doing something wrong, it's always another person's fault when it's clear I was wrong.

    I force other players to pick heroes they aren't comfortable with because I am massive overbearing dick that instapicks mid Pudge, demands another person plays support and be a ward bitch all game. Game starts I expect my two pooled tangoes and one ward, but that's normal I'm mid they should follow everything I say!

    I die and it's my support's fault for not warding "properly" when in fact I lack map awareness and was not able to focus on the periodic watching of the mini map as there was an enemy rotating towards my lane, since I was still jacking off to all the kills I'm going to get later.

    I run at people with Rot and and Dismember + right clicks, just generally being an idiotic shitstain that doesn't know the real importance of the forced movement aspect of Hook. If I die during my running in, it is immediately my teammate's fault for not covering me. I won't have it any other way. When for some reason we are able to get someone to low Hp because he is also dogshit, I reserve my hook for kill stealing because mid > everybody else. I can't trust others to carry, so farm should always be mine.

    I am able to kill steal and I spam "ez" in chat, because to my miniscule mind I am the master of everything with my big fat hook, and nothing can ever stand up to me as long as I hook. When teammates do something stupid I spam "potangina noob unistall dota pls" because he is clearly a more dogshit payer than I am and I never make mistakes, I am superior in every way.

    I lose and blame my dogshit teammates. I win and claim all the glory.

    I am a Normal Skill Player.

    but i am still better than 99% of players in my bracket and if given a 7k account I'll be able to boost it to 9k no sweat Kappa

    PREDICT MMR TY SIR

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    Beks

      i think this help
      git gud

      Celine

        You forgot the "?" after every kill you dumb piece of shit
        You're not even good at being bad, kys thx

        doc joferlyn simp

          no its not my fault its youre fault for remembering, stop remembering so i can be right again geez whats your problem scrub. put tank in a mall

          Beks

            spamm chat wheel gg wp in the end ,gege, like miracle u get 9k in no time

            doc joferlyn simp

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              Nevarmoar ☭ 15 hours ago
              Help I'm having difficulty winning games now, a few weeks ago it was a breeze now I have to concentrate 100% like no Facebooking on the side to win. I've been destroying enemy Ancients, but game still won't let me win wtf
              I'm a perfect human being so it can't be my fault right? Teammates must be doing something wrong, it's always another person's fault when it's clear I was wrong.
              I force other players to pick heroes they aren't comfortable with because I am massive overbearing dick that instapicks mid Pudge, demands another person plays support and be a ward bitch all game. Game starts I expect my two pooled tangoes and one ward, but that's normal I'm mid they should follow everything I say!
              I die and it's my support's fault for not warding "properly" when in fact I lack map awareness and was not able to focus on the periodic watching of the mini map as there was an enemy rotating towards my lane, since I was still jacking off to all the kills I'm going to get later.
              I run at people with Rot and and Dismember + right clicks, just generally being an idiotic shitstain that doesn't know the real importance of the forced movement aspect of Hook. If I die during my running in, it is immediately my teammate's fault for not covering me. I won't have it any other way. When for some reason we are able to get someone to low Hp because he is also dogshit, I reserve my hook for kill stealing because mid > everybody else. I can't trust others to carry, so farm should always be mine.
              I am able to kill steal and I spam "ez" in chat, because to my miniscule mind I am the master of everything with my big fat hook, and nothing can ever stand up to me as long as I hook. When teammates do something stupid I spam "potangina noob unistall dota pls" because he is clearly a more dogshit payer than I am and I never make mistakes, I am superior in every way.
              I lose and blame my dogshit teammates. I win and claim all the glory.
              I am a Normal Skill Player.
              but i am still better than 99% of players in my bracket and if given a 7k account I'll be able to boost it to 9k no sweat Kappa
              PREDICT MMR TY SIR
              This topic was edited 15 hours ago
              ANUS DESTROYER
              ANUS DESTROYER 15 hours ago
              i think this help
              git gud
              bws☭
              bws☭ 15 hours ago
              You forgot the "?" after every kill you dumb piece of shit
              You're not even good at being bad, kys thx
              Nevarmoar ☭
              Nevarmoar ☭ 15 hours ago
              no its not my fault its youre fault for remembering, stop remembering so i can be right again geez whats your problem scrub. put tank in a mall
              ANUS DESTROYER
              ANUS DESTROYER 15 hours ago
              spamm chat wheel gg wp in the end ,gege, like miracle u get 9k in no time
              Nevarmoar ☭
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              mentally handicapped

                Good to take that off your system

                now start giting_gud.exe

                doc joferlyn simp

                  still no help gg what has this community become?

                  Oldman

                    Destroy enemy ancient. Or if truly have difficulties in winning games do what i do.

                    Pick whatever hero u comfortable with that put outrageous pressure on enemy safe lane even if its a triple one. Eg. Viper, chen, timbersaw, lich + something, necro sand king, generally any good dual offlane combo.

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                    doc joferlyn simp

                      I've been destroying enemy Ancients, but game still won't let me win wtf

                      told you man doesnt work

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