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Show me my result!Pause the game and talk with your team about how to win the current play
Keep playing through the distraction
Pause and find out what she needs
I don't live with my parents so this would never happen to me
I am perfectly capable of tactically pausing without a distraction, thank you very much
Pause and wait for them to return
Play on without them
Start flaming before they have returned
Pause for awhile and then play without them
Lie and say you know them. Convince everyone to wait as long as possible
Random
Wait to see what my team picks and then compliment them
Focus on the opposing team’s heroes and counterpick
Pick a hero I haven’t played before or in a long time
Denies
Overpowered hero abilities that beautifully translate into the most balanced deaths ever seen in a video game
Complexity that mere mortals will never understand. See exhibit A: Trees
Items that actually do things
Icefrog’s throne of money from hat sales
I get my goddamn tangos
We get both bounty runes at 00:00
At least 3 teammates predict a win
I have leveled the year beast enough
Often
Sometimes
Never
Only when we are winning
Only when we are losing and my team needs direction
Too high
Just right
A little bit too low
Way too low
Between legal internet browsing age in my country and 18
18-22
22-27
27-35
35-45
45-60
65+
1 (Carry)
2
3
4
5 (Support)
No preference
Wards and not having any
Stealth detection related failures
Teammates without any communication
My perceived superiority over whoever is in the enemy’s mid lane
Getting shut down in a team fight
I’m the smartest person I know, but I don’t actually apply myself
I only play one hero over and over
I get a girlfriend/boyfriend
My elaborate hat collection causes the enemy team to always focus on me due all of the particle effects
Matchmaking is broken and I only get horrible teammates
Politely suggest a different pick to fit the lineup
Ask for reassurance if he's good with Techies and allow the pick
All chat: “GG we lost” and walk into the enemy tower at the start
Disconnect
It doesn’t matter. Everyone should play the hero that they want to play and have fun with the game.
A massive nuclear world war resulting in the end of life as we know it; probably related to tense Dota games where every player selected every language and thought it would be fine
/r/Dota2’s daily dose of negativity
2013 being the last Diretide ever held
A strike from workshop contributors that dries the flow of hats into the economy
An oversaturation of esports leagues that results in everyone getting a trophy because we’re all winners damnit