General DiscussionWho's the most "athletic" hero?

slardar is the manliest for sure

AXE

Sven probably the strongest, but kitable. Old bara was really athletic.

the first hero to pick a haste rune.
Ever seen a obese man with 2 heads and a huge club out run a sprinter?
I have

Slardar wins 100 meter Dash (Sprint)
Lycan wins 400 meter Dash (Requires level 6)
Blood Seeker wins Triathlon (Thirst!!!)
Morphling is the new Michael Phelps
Clockwerk wins longest jump
Enchantress wins Javelin
Tiny wins heavylifting
Luna wins horseback riding

^ Actually, Centaur would win heavy lifting (highest natural STR/Pudge uses steroids), while Tiny would win Hammer Throw.

mirana wins that sport when you ride a horse and then you have to jump things, esquetrianism maybe?
wraith king wins the next jesus contest as soon as he reaches lv6

Gyro wins the aero-performance of the year award (dat aileron roll)

What does pudge win

Sniper and Drow both respectively win the shooting contest and archery contest.

Legion Commander wins 1v1 duel

^Sparring

^^Fencing?

pudge wins the pie eating contest

Guys i think balanar is underated, hes an athlete!

Naga wins American Idol

nope. pudge wins the best hooker contest (clock disqualified since he is a reverse hooker,new category to be included next year)

Rubick could just win them all

^rubick = master race

ANTI MAGE

void is strong

Anti mage is cheating.

We all know who's good at lifting anything ;)

*hint hint* Rubick *hint hint*

you said who is the most "Athletic", it wouldn't be axe, centaur, etc. Cause athletic features consist of strength, stamina, and agility. Nightstalker would get tired as soon as day broke. It would prob be Huskar or Void cause of their definition and the speed at which they do things, not to mention super human strong.

@mid,

Well at night it seems NS is the most athletic hero i can think of. Huscar? Well NS is much more agile at night anyway. Void? Well hes sort of a magical being being a time controller etc kinda like cheating lol

Also AM athletic? u gotta be kidding me :D

In a pure strength contest, sven would be hands down best.

Pure strength contest? Meepo would win, many hands make light work ;)

prophet would win any race….

He would get banned for cheating :) and then Luna would win

I forgot about troll. Though he lacks footspeed, but probably got the best handspeed of all heroes.

Troll is a good wanker.

He probably doesn't, which is why he's so angry all the time

I was just about to post
-Insert fapping joke here-

Slardar wins 100 meter Dash (Sprint) (bara better)
Lycan wins 400 meter Dash (Requires level 6) (bara still better)
Blood Seeker wins Triathlon (Thirst!!!)
Morphling is the new Michael Phelps
Clockwerk wins longest jump (Ember can go further)
Enchantress wins Javelin
Tiny wins heavylifting
Luna wins horseback riding (mirana > luna)

No way tiny beats sven in heavy lifting!

Wisp beats all, floating fucking ball of enegy

Zeus, he is fucking god

Fishing-> Pudge
Archery-> Mirana
Marathon-> NP (cos he's dirty cheater)
American Idol-> Naga

nobody mentioned meepo with dirt in their toes?

@Bad Intentions
Centaur and Sven may have more strength in numbers, but....

Tiny can toss their ass a mile away lol. That toss must be at least 10x Tiny's weight. It absolutely defies the law of physics; therefore, tiny wins.

Axe for highest jump. :D

Figure Skating => Crystal Maiden

=)

Razor win more races then prophet bruh

Earthshaker for breakdancing

Tony is swole as fuck.

Yall little bitches be mirin.

Doom wins every pie eating contest

Axe cus he can dunk duh, he's like the lebron of dota.

Boxing = Tusk
Breakdancing = Witch doctor
highest IQ = rubick

Bane

literally 2.1