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Game is hard!

    I'm bored and I'm looking for playmates. I'm a random shittier smurf account which has a mmr around 4-5k. Can't see that shit due to the 'level 13 restriction'. If i ask people for their MMR they usually respond with something like 4,3 - 5,4k, but since we know how fucked up the range can be @ matchmaking i won't even bother do get anything precise out of that crap.

    I play on EU West, East, Russia and US East.

    I don't give a shit what role i play, i can play everything. Also i love to shittalk, if you can't stand shittalking people you shouldn't bother. Also i don't give a rats ass about your MMR, feel free to add me if you feel like it.

    sincerely, your random shittier smurf game ruiner.

    mwsqz

      ill call you when im in a ruingaming mood

      ICE SKULL

        i bet ur 4k-4.8k on ur main but ur too ashamed to say it and most of ur heroes played happen to be support

        Smed

          haha :D

          Game is hard!

            Flender LoL
            My main is at 5.721 | 4974 but my shittalk abilities gave me a nice mute for another week.

            why is a 4k trash like yourself talking to me?

            Mokujin

              you sound like a fun person to play with

              go kill urself

                russia xd

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                Game is hard!

                  VOoDDkkAA ruuuSSSIiAAAAAAA PUUUttttIIIIINNNNNN

                  ICE SKULL

                    is this kid serious? you don't have a main acc, thats why you're posting from another account

                    the real question is, i have two accounts at 6k, you have none, what gives you the right to talk to me fucking filth.
                    even if you told me the name of your "5.7k acc", i'd be able to find out if you abuse cd/cm or if you're an acc buyer instantly lolz

                    at least you can feel good about yourself lying huh

                    waku waku

                      wave sama i went up by 400 mmr recently pls notice me senpai

                      ICE SKULL

                        i picked bloodseeker but my team forced me to jungle so i dropped 150 mmr today

                        i just wanna go mid with bloodseeker for fast eul scepter

                        Game is hard!

                          @Flender: I have 11k accounts, I'm pro.

                          #Top1 EU, Asia, America, Austria, Russia player of the world.

                          #Ti5ezkatka.

                          Ever thought that my main account might be banned from this forum? Ofc not, this possibility wasn't even in your tiny brain.

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                          ICE SKULL

                            you're embarassing yourself

                            Game is hard!

                              Great argument

                              is this what people like you do when they have nothing else to say?

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                              ICE SKULL

                                what fucking argument ur autistic and a sub 5k autist, "plz no i dont want to post with my main, i dont want ppl to see im cheating cd/cm)

                                Game is hard!

                                  you really think people can't get a 5k rating unless they cheat?

                                  How cute. Either you are stupid or very young, either way you are just adorable.

                                  Androgynous

                                    not people. just you

                                    Zahard

                                      @op
                                      not to be the police here or anything, but u rly look stupid

                                      this is flenders account

                                      jus chillen

                                        ^OMG THE POLICE IS HERE!!!!!

                                        Game is hard!

                                          @Allison:
                                          Not the be the police here or anything, but you rly think i'm impressed by a screenshot from 10/03/14, which also could be easily faked?

                                          Even if the rating is true, if you look at Flenders response, it is very likely that he cheated that rating or simply bought that account. Show me that rating on the same account which has played a match today if you can't then i will simply say: 'nice try, go next'

                                          ICE SKULL

                                            here is another 6k acc of mine with dotabuff enabled

                                            http://www.dotabuff.com/players/185302367

                                            uh no im getting banned :((( why did i post it lolz

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                                            Zahard

                                              do you really think i would take the time out of my life to 'photoshop' mmr from a screenshot for someone from dotabuff? wew

                                              Game is hard!

                                                @Allison Yes i do.

                                                @ Flender, i totally can see your MMR. Sigh

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                                                ICE SKULL

                                                  i get banned from posting for saying "jason" but apparently shitposting and trolling is accepted here

                                                  what a *real* community lolz

                                                  Game is hard!

                                                    what the hell are you talking about?

                                                    THICC BABY SHUM

                                                      Love to see 3 guys with anime chicks picks arguing about mmr hahaahahahahha lol rtzy wonnaby fans lol

                                                      Game is hard!

                                                        clearly, if you like anime and play dota you are a rtz fanboy. R.I.P logic.

                                                        @BOMJI no, but i would be interested in your method in how you figured that that account would belong to me.

                                                        bum farto

                                                          YNIT are you still getting called sing sing in normal skill games?

                                                          THICC BABY SHUM

                                                            high skill, I was called mbe like twice. I get normal skill when i play with friends
                                                            which i try to ignore.

                                                            THICC BABY SHUM

                                                              Mag game my friend was on smurf http://www.dotabuff.com/players/197323428, other i had another friend play, i have 3200 mmr and im embarrassedby it((

                                                              Game is hard!

                                                                http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/946970229

                                                                solo queue.

                                                                normal bracket. gj.

                                                                Advice: get anime girl avatar and get good.

                                                                Zahard

                                                                  blink dagger pic and normal skill gg nice troll nxet pls

                                                                  THICC BABY SHUM

                                                                    idk why that game was normal skill all others are high, and in this game everybody started feeding to hell. Look at any game before that that i was solo que.

                                                                    THICC BABY SHUM

                                                                      Mby ur blind but 1 normal skill game and rest high dsnt mean im normal skill, and the other friend was on smurf so yah...

                                                                      jus chillen

                                                                        high skill still doesnt mean ur good :D

                                                                        Game is hard!

                                                                          You sure? Delusion my friend, delusion.
                                                                          [IMG]http://abload.de/img/yeahrightq7sy8.jpg[/IMG]

                                                                          THICC BABY SHUM

                                                                            y dont those matches showup in dotabuff?

                                                                            THICC BABY SHUM

                                                                              I never said i was good.

                                                                              MOA KIKUCHI ASTRALIS

                                                                                dotabuff sucks

                                                                                THICC BABY SHUM

                                                                                  3200 mmr is normal or high bracket?

                                                                                  Game is hard!

                                                                                    ^
                                                                                    jumps back and forth. It is a grey zone.

                                                                                    THICC BABY SHUM

                                                                                      Welp, I suck.

                                                                                      Game is hard!

                                                                                        take my advice, get anime avatar and get gud. Only thing that can save you bro.

                                                                                        THICC BABY SHUM

                                                                                          anime avatar will not do anything to me, are you all animes like dota 2 clan that plays together lol?

                                                                                          THICC BABY SHUM

                                                                                            will not improve my play*

                                                                                            StarLord

                                                                                              Looking for a 2 MMR Us east king Darbow is the guy look no further my friend.

                                                                                              THICC BABY SHUM

                                                                                                Violet Sky u have 2000 games and 54 % winrate, shouldent that be very high? why are you in high mmr? Still dont get how mmr actually works. My friend told me it goes up everytime you win vs ppl who are better then you, is that true or it goes everytime you win? not ranked mmr, the hidden one.

                                                                                                jus chillen

                                                                                                  ^winrate doesnt matter, the general mmr of te match matter to determine "high" or "normal" or whatteva.
                                                                                                  and look at it this way, i got calibrated at roughly 2k mmr and i have 56% winrate in raked over ~800 games.
                                                                                                  and the hidden mmr does go up, the same way as ranked (at least i think so) if u win.

                                                                                                  THICC BABY SHUM

                                                                                                    Just keep playing, Im sure your higher mmr.

                                                                                                    ICE SKULL

                                                                                                      he says his main acc can get banned from this forum whatever that is supposed to mean and then he claims he's 5.7k but can't prove it

                                                                                                      im in fucking tears, looking at his last 5 matches i'm going to assume his actual rating is 4.7k to 4.8k, no more or less than this