General DiscussionWhat is the funniest reason you've been reported for?

flaming

I got reported for explaining how the KDA system works.

for pusi

for killing same guy on enemy team like 5 times in row, he said fuck u retarded blink tiny reporting u shit go other lane

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1297457739

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1290748481

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1287637919

I reported my self for being amazing

XD for real now i got 8 games low per on my main before for not getting hot on am while 6 slotted , by an invoker who had orchid ultimate orb phase at min 55

for maphack
and i mean dota2, not first one

I get reported a lot for saying the truth to people. I know it probably hurts, but hey, i'm not gonna lie and tell fuckers how awesome they are if in fact they suck balls.

playing omni u get reported alot for not healing even when its on cooldown or you have no mana.

'report omni no heal noob'
'it was on cd'
'fuck you reported cyka'

@FIRE
lmao that last normal skill one, troll deso and hotd

dont buying wards as a support more farmed than my carrys!!¨,lfwòfjpoiefjowaihg
DOTA IS GOOD DOTA IS NICE DOTA IS LIFE PEOPLE IS RETARD ÒFASJPOGJPWOAJGA

ITT no one understands why they were actually reported

For shit stomping enemy team in year beast brawl.

i have a report blocker that i made i cant get reported in games

reported by my friends for dying 1 time in a game where i got 2x the enemies kills

I got low priority because they got the enemy team to agree to report me...

^ that becuz no1 likes you

For picking Slark

for having a non-asian-girlchix-avatar

for spamming " WHO? " after every kill on All Chat

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1028139373 there..

^report ursa picker omfg noob hero xddd

EZ KATAKAKAKTAKTKATKTAKTAA!

oh i also get reported for typing "?" in all chat, after the enemy fails/after i kill them ez.
i know i get reported and they rage, still never in low prio fuckers :)))))

holy crap fyyq ur back!

me name quan me like rice nienienienieneine

i got reported for reking an internet monkey.

spammer ^

Original. Classy.

Dis MoNkEy Is So SmArT AnD CrEaTiVe

can confirm, blunt got reported after rekting a monkey.

"RIP spammer, 19:04 PM 07.03.2015, shot by blunt.
not beloved son, not beloved husband (virgin)."

monkey > you playing dota

For not building MoM on Jugger one time.

Well yeah, it's hard to play as shitty as you. Even if i tried i couldn't play worse, hence monkeydota > Humandota.

The next level in sucking is so outstanding that valve has put you into the monkeybracket.

@monkey, lol dude, thats is not even offensive, but you tried, 9/11 waiting for mods.

quan dont be mad cuz ur asian and ur penis is super small sized and u cant pleasure a women without using ur thongue

nine eleven??? wtf

you gona waita long time budy!

well if asians are from europe and have small dicks, then you have none, son.

#RIP

Jokes on you, he's not even asian.

Silly monkey.

asians are from europe? no theyre from vancouver and im happy beign who i am i can have a vagina or a dick maybe im a sexy lady. would you date me if i w ere a sexy lady?

he probably would, stupid fucks good.

^ jsut give up alrdy you stand no chance to me!

I don't think you understand what is happening to you.

all i know is im winning the argument over a blue coat noob !

I got reported for animal abuse.

I never got reported I'm a good lil dota player :)

random jungle witchdoctor i carried game having like 20 kills afterwards

i get reported for jungling with juggernaut and for picking sniper