Yow, you rly want that novel to sell? Try tsundere Artour, and lots of "baka" in between lines.
Artour got out of the building. He was a bit frustrated. His team was making him play stupid heroes again. "Didn't they know that he wanted to play Naga and Terrorblade? B-baka". Didn't they understand the main goal of Dota is to kill creeps?
Artour whispered to himself, "LMFAO wHo cAREAS HAHA Xd, B-baka". He sighed and crossed the street. Suddenly Artour's face went pale. On the other side of the street was the Cloud 9 squad. "J-Jacky...b-", he whispered. They were coming at him. He was frozen in place. EE looked at him and said "Long time no see Artour." He was speechless as all of them passed by him. Only n0tail stayed there with him, his hands on his pockets. Artour didn't dare to say anything. He hadn't ever seen n0tail with such a grim look.
"Having fun with my old team, Artour?" n0tail asked, a maniac grin growing in his face. "The team who kicked me because of you." Artour was panicking. Who was that guy? He surely wasn't the BigDaddy he had met before." Don't worry Artour", continued n0tail, "I'm not gonna hurt you. In fact, I'm just having fun with my new best friend... Jacky." That was it. Artour lost control. "Not that I wanted you to steal jacky from me, b-baka!" n0tail's grin got bigger. "You've always been naive, Artour... I've watched your replays. I know how to please Jacky better than you now." Artour stared in disbelief. "B-baka...". N0tail slowly took his hands out of his pockets. A golden glow filled the whole street. Artour fell to his knees as he saw not only one, but two hands of Midas. "Good luck on the tournament, Artour..." said n0tail while leaving. Artour sat in the ground, tears in his face. "S-senpai..." He whispered.
Arteezy sat in a dark room. The words "Dire Victory" filled up the screen. Not even Arteezy's shadow fiend could win this game. 3/8/7 378 GPM. Tears filled Arteezy's eyes as he carassed his hand of midas. The sound of hard core gangster rap and crying filled the room. The door creaks open and EE-sama enters the room. "You lost Artour." "You do know what happens when you lose." Arteezy removed his clothes, wearing only one of EE's anime wigs. EE removed his clothes, "You lost 23 MM. Thats how many hours your punishment will be." Arteezy spent the next 23 hours being furiously fucked by his mentor. After the punishment the semen covered Arteezy arised. "Thank you master, I can't wait to return the favor when you lose." Envy smiled. "So will I Artour."
“I'm sorry senpai” Artour tells the dejected Envy who is dressed in full Naga Siren cosplay, “you're just not her”. A glint of hope appears in his eyes when Envy replies “no... but perhaps I can be...” as he casts Mirror's Image and Activates his Manta Style. Six glorious images of his senpai stand before him, each holding their throbbing manhood in one midas'ed hand. “We did it boys...” whispers Artour in awe as he takes them all at once, no donger left unattended. “Finally...” Artour sighs, “I'm six-slotted...”
That somebody sat down and wrote these disturbs me to a greater level, it just maybe the hunger and dehydration though.
Arteezy is my love cant post rumors like that he will be affected and wont fuck me like be4
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Artour got out of the building. He was a bit frustrated. His team was making him play stupid heroes again. He wanted to play Naga and Terrorblade. Didn't they understand the main goal of Dota is to kill creeps?
Artour whispered to himself, "LMFAO wHo cAREAS HAHA Xd". He sighed and crossed the street. Suddenly Artour's face went pale. On the other side of the street was the Cloud 9 squad. "J-Jacky...", he whispered. They were coming at him. He was frozen in place. EE looked at him and said "Long time no see Artour." He was speechless as all of them passed by him. Only n0tail stayed there with him, his hands on his pockets. Artour didn't dare to say anything. He hadn't ever seen n0tail with such a grim look.
"Having fun with my old team, Artour?" n0tail asked, a maniac grin growing in his face. "The team who kicked me because of you." Artour was panicking. Who was that guy? He surely wasn't the BigDaddy he had met before." Don't worry Artour", continued n0tail, "I'm not gonna hurt you. In fact, I'm just having fun with my new best friend... Jacky." That was it. Artour lost control. "You'll never steal Jacky from me! Never!" n0tail's grin got bigger. "You've always been naive, Artour... I've watched your replays. I know how to please Jacky better than you now." Artour stared in disbelief. "W-what...". N0tail slowly took his hands out of his pockets. A golden glow filled the whole street. Artour fell to his knees as he saw not only one, but two hands of Midas. "Good luck on the tournament, Artour..." said n0tail while leaving. Artour sat in the ground, tears in his face. "Jacky..." He whispered.