oh man! 6k now that is the real dream. 6k is when get to put shitter 5k's such as myself in our place. That Epeen on a 6k is so huge , Im green with ENVY... I always thought girls wanted blue stars....
Turns out size does matter and they want that phat Epeen.
A man can dream can't he...... Alas I am too much a scrub to ever come close to 6k. I would need to quit my job and I cannot do that. Its a Miracle that I even reached 5k. 5k is a the new 2k AMIRITE????
Take a shot every time he says 'INSANE' or 'UNBELIEVABLE'
Take a shot every time he exaggerates a laugh
Take a shot every time he shares his 3k experiences
Take a shot every time he says "X IS SO HUUUUUUUUGE"
Pick Jugg against Sven SoBayed 0 good RPs SoBayed Supports dying first every fight SoBayed Must be OG SoBayed
Man, I hope Sven gets gutted. There is no way that hero is balanced.
Take a shot every time he says 'INSANE' or 'UNBELIEVABLE'
Take a shot every time he exaggerates a laugh
Take a shot every time he shares his 3k experiences
Take a shot every time he says "X IS SO HUUUUUUUUGE"
BigBrother HEY VIRTUS PRO, VLAD PUTIN HERE. YOUR PRESIDENT. BigBrother DOING GREAT! JUST A REMINDER: THERE ARE 5 SPOTS OPEN IN A SIBERIAN PRISON WAITING FOR YOU IF YOU DON'T WIN. NO PRESSURE! SEE YOU GUYS SOON!! BigBrother
BabyRage PRIVET VP? :telephone_receiver: BabyRage ETA ARTEEZY :telephone_receiver: BabyRage CAN I JOIN? :telephone_receiver: BabyRage YES I CAN SPEAK RUSSIAN :telephone_receiver: BabyRage CYKA BLYAT :telephone_receiver: BabyRage
China vs China waiting room ResidentSleeper UH THERE IT GOES ResidentSleeper MY BLADES FLY ResidentSleeper WATCH THIS SPOT ResidentSleeper GATHER WOLVES ResidentSleeper COME TO ME MY BEATIFUL LADIES ResidentSleeper
oi oi oi oi i trade with pitlord under creeps skritii pull pizda govno konfetka
🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩: anyone below 6k is just a waste of time against me
nvm i figured it out
hes still a 5k though yes? does he never ranked because its a waste of time?
hes 7k in skill but hes just too lazy ;)
Hey what is a Chad?
the opposite of you
Can you be more specific? I'm still trying to figure my life out.
Did you see my blue star by the way? Its my crowning achievement of life so far.
Still waiting for those girls to come a runnin.....
u need 6k for that
ppl just throw their panties at me in the street
i had hot twins ask me to draw a blue star on their asses
oh man! 6k now that is the real dream. 6k is when get to put shitter 5k's such as myself in our place. That Epeen on a 6k is so huge , Im green with ENVY... I always thought girls wanted blue stars....
Turns out size does matter and they want that phat Epeen.
A man can dream can't he...... Alas I am too much a scrub to ever come close to 6k. I would need to quit my job and I cannot do that. Its a Miracle that I even reached 5k. 5k is a the new 2k AMIRITE????
@jdf
lmao
monkaS

Day9 drinking game:
Take a shot every time he says 'INSANE' or 'UNBELIEVABLE'
Take a shot every time he exaggerates a laugh
Take a shot every time he shares his 3k experiences
Take a shot every time he says "X IS SO HUUUUUUUUGE"
OG miracle hold?? PogChamp
OG? SoBayed OG? SoBayed OG? SoBayed OG? SoBayed OG? SoBayed OG? SoBayed OG? SoBayed OG? SoBayed OG? SoBayed OG? SoBayed OG? SoBayed OG? SoBayed OG? SoBayed OG? SoBayed OG? SoBayed OG? SoBayed OG? SoBayed OG? SoBayed OG? SoBayed OG? SoBayed OG? SoBayed
GG only two EU teams left, one is actually CIS, and they will have to play each other anyway. There is no way this is not a China vs China TI.
Pick Jugg against Sven SoBayed 0 good RPs SoBayed Supports dying first every fight SoBayed Must be OG SoBayed
Man, I hope Sven gets gutted. There is no way that hero is balanced.
i dont wanna die sry
https://clips.twitch.tv/AmazingSullenChamoisPogChamp
GabeN
wtf hahahah this interview
eLeVeN because it takes him eleven seconds to finish a sentence
robot
maybe hes drugeged
I hope Newbee reaches the finals. Their games may be "boring" but at least they are epic.
time to watch LULquid get eliminated FeelsGoodMan
BigBrother HEY VIRTUS PRO, VLAD PUTIN HERE. YOUR PRESIDENT. BigBrother DOING GREAT! JUST A REMINDER: THERE ARE 5 SPOTS OPEN IN A SIBERIAN PRISON WAITING FOR YOU IF YOU DON'T WIN. NO PRESSURE! SEE YOU GUYS SOON!! BigBrother
haHAA MY haHAA SELFWORTH haHAA IS haHAA DETERMINED haHAA BY haHAA VIDEO haHAA GAME haHAA TEAMS haHAA FROM haHAA MY REGION haHAA
BabyRage PRIVET VP? :telephone_receiver: BabyRage ETA ARTEEZY :telephone_receiver: BabyRage CAN I JOIN? :telephone_receiver: BabyRage YES I CAN SPEAK RUSSIAN :telephone_receiver: BabyRage CYKA BLYAT :telephone_receiver: BabyRage
China vs China waiting room ResidentSleeper UH THERE IT GOES ResidentSleeper MY BLADES FLY ResidentSleeper WATCH THIS SPOT ResidentSleeper GATHER WOLVES ResidentSleeper COME TO ME MY BEATIFUL LADIES ResidentSleeper
stop posting bullshit patch notes
Everybody know I'm up next, yeah
Everybody know I flex, ouu
said the /r/the_donald poster
magnus posts at the donald?
u remember cnn bullying that kid? i said that kids posting on td speaks for hte quality of the sub, which triggered him badly, so i guess he does
so u guess he posts on the donald or he does post at the donald?
yes
posting on any political subreddit is an immediate indication of idiocy
33 fps

haha guys i have a good pc btw 900 fps! 899 fps = unplayable for me because i have such a sick pc btw!
its not even his screenshot its from reddit
my human brain cannot process more than 3 fps anyway