Таксист на линию выходит
Первый заказ - девушка, расчет натурой, хорошо
Второй - то же самое
Третий - опять женщина
спрашивает -деньги то есть? А то и заправиться надо.
- Есть деньги - отвечает пассажирка
приезжают на место, та роется в сумке, говорит - кошелек на работе забыла, давай натурой?
- Щас решим - говорит таксист, выходит из машины, смотрит мужик идет, он к нему, рассказал ситуацию,
- давай мне 500р и она твоя,
мужик рад, отслюниявил деньги и прыг в машину, таксист ушел покурить чтоб не смущать, а тут мент идет, видит такси раскачивается, фонариком посветил в окошко, спрашивает
- что делаете?
мужик в ответ - жену ебу
мент - аааа, я думал блядь какую...
- я также думал, пока ты фонарь не включил
i wonder how they will handle recalibration? does ur "hidden rank" change, while ur trophy or w/e does not? or can u feed 24/7, and recalibrate the same as long as u do fine during calibration? im confused
i think they mean that while ur mmr(and thus the avg of ur games) will drop ur medal will still display the highest rank
i.e if ure 3k and matched with a rapier u almost certainly know know its an accbuyer
you still have an mmr, but games wont display average mmr or highest mmr player anymore, but mmr is still mostly used for matchmaking, medals are only secondary
its pretty much unranked now, you only know your own mmr and the overall estimate of the game by looking at the medals everyone has. it stopped mmr inflation though, looks like the highest you can calibrate is around 7k
i played 3 games, 1 was autoloss pretty much, the other 2 were fine, even though i lost 1 of them. i didnt see any exceptionally bad players but no 9ks either. people just dont know how to pick heroes and then they wonder why they lost.
it seems calibration doesnt change anything unless ure super high/low mmr which i guess was the reason they decided to recalibrate people instead of just converting their old mmrs
Where is new ranking system?
this thread has always been shit as far as i remember
but it's our shit
Atakan, are u able to play tomorrow @ 6pm cet?
not tomorrow but i can play during friday and the weekend
xD
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Таксист на линию выходит
Первый заказ - девушка, расчет натурой, хорошо
Второй - то же самое
Третий - опять женщина
спрашивает -деньги то есть? А то и заправиться надо.
- Есть деньги - отвечает пассажирка
приезжают на место, та роется в сумке, говорит - кошелек на работе забыла, давай натурой?
- Щас решим - говорит таксист, выходит из машины, смотрит мужик идет, он к нему, рассказал ситуацию,
- давай мне 500р и она твоя,
мужик рад, отслюниявил деньги и прыг в машину, таксист ушел покурить чтоб не смущать, а тут мент идет, видит такси раскачивается, фонариком посветил в окошко, спрашивает
- что делаете?
мужик в ответ - жену ебу
мент - аааа, я думал блядь какую...
- я также думал, пока ты фонарь не включил
i'd ride this
doesnt seem very handy man
how2smurf??
damn, it feels good to rape the guy who shittalked you the previous game
typical turk
^holy shit
lets go
monkaS
Loss
Loss
xD hey i almost won the first one
games against mid broods are very fun to play
playing dota in 2k13 haHAA
feels good that u can just go collect the max rank and go back to grinding rocket league
i wonder how they will handle recalibration? does ur "hidden rank" change, while ur trophy or w/e does not? or can u feed 24/7, and recalibrate the same as long as u do fine during calibration? im confused
i think they mean that while ur mmr(and thus the avg of ur games) will drop ur medal will still display the highest rank
i.e if ure 3k and matched with a rapier u almost certainly know know its an accbuyer
so its like unranked but instead of skill brackets u have medals
VERY nice
no its like ranked except ur mmr is reset every 6 months and u get shiny medals that dont affect mathchmaking in any way
and u cant see ur current rank
anw its a speculation but i dont believe they would be stupid enough to not decrease ur actual mmr(the blog only mentions medals) if u lose a lot
u can see ur current rank by going in stats and looking in a top left corner
u cant display it anymore i suppose
your current rank is the medal. You get another medal to display, which is your highest rank you've ever achieved
ur current rank is *represented* by a medal, but there is no incentive to think it actually means anything and anyhow affects matchmaking
so u have ranked, but u have a recalibration and a medal that shows ur highest mmr
so its ranked with a recalibration
AND? change4wat?
If you are 5k you will get 5k games but you will only face divine players if you are divine yourself?
you still have an mmr, but games wont display average mmr or highest mmr player anymore, but mmr is still mostly used for matchmaking, medals are only secondary
well yes, what did u expect?
maybe not removing numbers/current mmr shown ingame because they are both extremely important (maybe not in lower mmr without discrepancy)?
its pretty much unranked now, you only know your own mmr and the overall estimate of the game by looking at the medals everyone has. it stopped mmr inflation though, looks like the highest you can calibrate is around 7k
how are the calibration games btw, are they a total shitfest like they used to be?
instead of being represented by a number, they can tweak around with the values needed now.
this will probably cause outrage like it did in cs:go lmao
i played 3 games, 1 was autoloss pretty much, the other 2 were fine, even though i lost 1 of them. i didnt see any exceptionally bad players but no 9ks either. people just dont know how to pick heroes and then they wonder why they lost.
idk im always getting 4 russians and the enemy teams speaking english
VERY weird
All the hype for basicly the same system. It just stopped the inflation
that's because you try to speak russian on dotabuff and dota thinks you are a russian now, congratz
these russian fucks go 0-10 in lane and still try to push the blame on someone else
congratulations, you played yourself
in the game i just played i was matched with mid 4ks, seems good
it seems calibration doesnt change anything unless ure super high/low mmr which i guess was the reason they decided to recalibrate people instead of just converting their old mmrs
lets see how this goes
yoshi's ticket out of 1k
Ayyy