General DiscussionGuys, I'm balding

Pour some unstable concoction on it -- it's why Alchemist has such fine hair despite his old age.

I know I'm here just to shitpost but this is not a shitpost, I'm messing some years already with this

As far as I know, you can't really do much about it, you're just going to have to accept this...

U sure this isn't a shitpost ?

Ne mozes to da zaustavis, jednostavno, ako je predodredjeno - bices celav kasnije ili ranije.

Druga stvar, sisaj se redovno, i nemoj da pustas kosu (ako je pustas) - to moze da uspori celavost.

Pricam iz isksutva.

It ain't no shitpost if the man says so.

@Perfect is shit: It's an urban myth. Shaving or not shaving your hair has no effect whatsoever on balding, it seems to be hormone-based mostly and there's little you can do to control that. However, your hair will look better and more healthy while you're balding if you're shaving it often because there'll be little apparent difference between the parts that are balding and those that are not.

I dont know where are you from but here in Turkey there are some special soaps produced locally and has much less chemicals than shampoos. If you can find it would be helpful. Also dont wash your hair eveyday. Once a week or 3 in a month is good for hair. And dont use hair shaping products

For grey hair i think you need to eat garlic or onion. i dont remember which one but both are healty foods.

@Bazenbelkioysa

Witchcraft! Burn the heretic!

"I dont know where are you from but here in Turkey there are some special soaps produced locally and has much less chemicals than shampoos."

So there's less soap? Because even water is a chemical.

"If you can find it would be helpful. Also dont wash your hair eveyday. Once a week or 3 in a month is good for hair. And dont use hair shaping products"

It's true that washing your hair way too often will damage it short-term, once a week would be okay. Hair shaping products are generally bad for hair short-term as well, and some contain chemicals that'll alter your follicles, so it's the best to stay away from them.

"For grey hair i think you need to eat garlic or onion. i dont remember which one but both are healty foods."

This does nothing.

There are some steroid injection treatments that actually let follicles grow hair again, but that's about it. As for gray hairs, that's also hormonal and has a good amount to do with stress, but does not necessarily have to.

Abutalabashuneba. look at it go. casket. heads up!

The Turk is right! Gel fucks up your hair -- anything related to it like lacque etc will do the same -- so does hot water!
Cold water showers (if you can't deal with it on your entire body just head wash with cold water) and beer yeast supplements can help with hair growth... but the sleeping hair follicles (they're not dead) don't just wake up.
People have yet to find how & why.

Steroid injection that awakes dormant follicles? I know a lot of people who would do this if it was actually effective.

Hain transplants do exist. Loda is getting those with Shanghai gold.

you should be happy that your butt hair is not overgrowing to compensate for that

Just buy a wig

Play more hairy characters on Dota, this will counter the loss of hair.

We call them chemicals its a phrase but idk true word for english. I mean water and soaps natural chemicals. They haven't produced in factories or labs or smt. They are more natural and better than shampoos is what im trying to say.

It's probably garlic that does something for gray hair. You can try you wont lose anything

Have you tried turning it off and on?

It's 2016 now and there is still no proper cure for baldness. Just don't mind it, it isn't as big of a deal as some people make it to be.

Can you post a pic, OP?
For science

Ty for advice guys

@Undertaley, you have no clue #BobRoss

@LuckyNumberXI, I play Storm, he has enough hair lel

I guess you could get hair implants if u really want. Or just do what ever the fuck Trump does with his hair.

Whoever invents a 100% sure-tested hair growth formula will be a billionaire!

is this a meme or we really out here

@Mokujin, You won't see anything for now, it's when I brush with my hand through my hair I lose "much" hair. I lose more than the average 100 hair per day

Is this a prank?

Cut of some asshair and transplant it on your head

^
Wait, is this a picture of Willem Dafoe?

How much hair did you lose after our last ranked game? XD I think i'm getting baldy too after cancer games like that lmao

Get a profile pic with more hair problem solved

My friend has the same problem, but his grandpa had it, so he always knew it would be a possibility, but at the age of 17 (now) it just started happening one day, he tells me " it's okay, I trust my doctor, and doctor's are looking and getting closer to finding a treatment for this " but I don't believe it, doctor's have been saying that for AGES ABOUT HAIR GROWTH forumula's. I just tell him not to get his hopes up, but he " insist " that it's the year "2016" science has come far, I swear, Ive heard shit about hair growth being "close" for like 10 years now. LOL But okay.

"The Turk is right! Gel fucks up your hair -- anything related to it like lacque etc will do the same -- so does hot water!"

None of it fucks the hair up long-term, it only screws it short term. Anything that does not affect your follicles/nerves/hormones is very unlikely to do anything to your hair long-term.

"Cold water showers (if you can't deal with it on your entire body just head wash with cold water) and beer yeast supplements can help with hair growth... but the sleeping hair follicles (they're not dead) don't just wake up."

Bear yeast doesn't do shit, neither does cold water. Where do you get this shite?

"Steroid injection that awakes dormant follicles? I know a lot of people who would do this if it was actually effective."

Scientifically confirmed, it is actually one of the few things that has an effect. Not completely reliable, it helps a portion of people, with certain types of baldness, and even then results come and go sometimes, but it works for some types of baldness that have roots in autoimmune diseases.
Source: http://europepmc.org/abstract/med/19852119 The full study is behind a paywall I think.

"We call them chemicals its a phrase but idk true word for english. I mean water and soaps natural chemicals. They haven't produced in factories or labs or smt. They are more natural and better than shampoos is what im trying to say."

And I call this type of thinking "stupid shit" because it's completely irrelevant and has nothing to do with science, whether something is safe or effective has exactly zero things to do with whether it is synthetic or derived from nature, is what I wanted to say.

"It's probably garlic that does something for gray hair. You can try you wont lose anything"

He actually try rubbing shit on his head as well, you know, he won't lose anything.

"@Mokujin, You won't see anything for now, it's when I brush with my hand through my hair I lose "much" hair. I lose more than the average 100 hair per day"

That's actually not real baldness, because it as a medical condition requires you not to lose more hair than grows back, but to have follicles that do not make new hairs. You could as well just be stressed and hormonally imbalanced for some reason and be losing more hair, or your hair lacks certain nutrients, or your head skin is problematic or whatever, that condition is reversible if you do not actually have pattern baldness.

You said your hair comes off when you brush your hair. I had the same problems.

1. Try to do less showers, you have to find what is good for you. I mean the turkey guy said 1 a week but that is very low, i mean, my hair gets dirty after 2 days. For me the formula is wash every other day(eg. Wash on sunday-tuesday-thursday-saturday) etc and it keeps my hair clean and
healthy.

2. Less shampoo.
3. Don't brush your hair while wet, you can damage your hair.
4. Less hairdryier, less fixative.
5. Dont wear fucking fullcaps/baseball hats.

Find an organic shampoo. There are like thousands out there for balding peopel/which help with hair grow. But again, i think the problem is your hair strenght. And first 5 tips are really good to help with maintainig health. Also see what kind of hair you have, for example i have thick and pretty fat hair with a lot of oils so a shampoo for dry hair rich in oils it's gonna do more harm. A more appropiate one would be one with less keratin and shieet

"Organic" shampoos don't do anything special. A shampoo is either a quality chemical formula or it is a bad one. And shampoos literally cannot help the hair grow. The only thing they can do is damage the actual hair/root less so that you actually have more hair at any point in time since you'll have less of it fall off.

well im 31 and im already pretty grey haired on both sides on my head :P

I guess it makes you look badass or at least i make myself think that way lol

balding WutFace grey hair WutFace since 13 WutFace
ur lifes over man

im with one foot in the grave :D

EDIT:

Aimstrong and me should join forces and bald together

#noh0mo

How can you guys not think showering once a week or thrice a month isnt gross. Holy shit thats just so gross.

I'm very slowly getting grey hair since at least five years, maybe even eight. Most matches with Heavyweight.Long.Passif are probably accelerating the process.
But hey, there's still plenty of it and I agree with Yoshi, it doesn't even look bad ;-)

I have to shower at least 5 times a week and I'm using Head&Shoulders (not a sellout :) )
I can't afford to lose my hair in some years, hair is my trademark. Maybe I should start to wear caps lel

uhm head and shoulders is pretty strong maybe try something more mild?
btw i just did a random search on google and there have been lots of discussion over whether using head and shoulders leads to hairloss (but nothing conclusive it seems)

Photoshop urself bald. If u dont look like u got cancer, just cut all your hair.
Else just do what my friend does. Grow ur hair a lot and cover the loss with the long hair

dude 5 showers/week is too much

for ur hair i mean

if i would be balding i'd shave my hair

if ure bald ur only chance is to have a badass beard otherwise ure fucked

3 times a week is enough

shave, then u need a beard or be tanned with muscles.

tl;dr : BEARD WITH MUSCLES; OR JUST MUSCLES
tl;dr.v2.: DONT BE SKINNY OR U LOOK LIKE FUCKING CANCERKID, DONT BE FAT EIT*HER CZ UR GONNA LOOK LIKE AMERCIAN HAMBURGER

since you are a 13 years old boy i guess you are balding because you just masterbaute alot. is that right kido ?
but being bald is ok and cute like this guy ahahahaha

@DD 今しかない
thats right he need to lbe like this guy