ahahahah its because roshan sounds like russian and invoker through he was roshan but he not russian he ukranian
LS inside Ursa: Blink man, Blinkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Ursa: activate phase Boots
!!!ENGAGING!!!
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Team wiped!
LS: Why u didn't blink?
URSA: stf* noob, my k/d/a is better than yours.
LS: O.O
ES
(different) Invoker: Why do I have no spells? I only see these weird orange balls around my hero.
SEA matches:
Unknown
6:12 ?
Chaoshype
6:12 dude
Chaoshype
6:12 hes vack
Chaoshype
22:34 guys
Chaoshype
22:41 please play properly
Chaoshype
25:02 best team ever
Chaoshype
28:10 now blame me
Chaoshype
28:11 again
Chaoshype
30:55 doubel kill?
Chaoshype
32:45 wp team
Chaoshype
32:48 thanks for help
Chaoshype
33:01 seriously
Chaoshype
33:07 no one helped me
Chaoshype
33:13 wow guys
Chaoshype
39:36 wp team
Chaoshype
39:41 excellent work
Anyways, people like Sniper is sad, because it's why people generalize all Russians in Dota. Not all Russians are like that!
Same Invoker as game above. (the "why do I see orange balls around my hero" one)
Drow ranger was the guy who took Riki from me once or twice. (screw you troll)
Commended Earthshaker
Invoker: I pick Invoker first. First pick Invoker. (picks Invoker)
Sniper: СНИПЕР МИД
Invoker: I'm mid
Sniper: СНИПЕР МИД СНИПЕР МИД СНИПЕР МИД
Invoker: Fuck you, therefore it is 2 mid. I do not give you mid!
(30 mins into the game)
(Sniper buys Aghanims)
Invoker: Who the fuck buys Aghanims on Sniper.
Sniper: Я делать.
Invoker: ???? Aghanims on Sniper. Aghanims. Sniper. Aghanims. Sniper. Aghanims. Sniper.
Drow ranger: Guys, I'm feeding. Who wants courier?
Earthshaker: Whoa bro why are you feeding?
Earthshaker: We can still win. Don't give up! We got it!
Sniper: Инвокер сосать
Sniper: Делать ты знает играть инвокер?
Riki: Что??
Earthshaker: Guys we can still win. Let's do it.
(Drow ranger feeds courier and 2 more deaths)
Drow ranger: I'm getting rapier now.
(to be continued, ran out of characters)
Drow ranger: Report my team pls. NOOOOBSSSSS. Fucking noobs everywhere.
Earthshaker: Someone please buy wards, I'm the only ward buyer here right now.
Sniper: Инвокер купить вардс, нет меня.
Drow ranger: Guys commend me. COMMEND ME PLS, report my team.
Drow ranger(all chat to enemy team): Commend me, i helped you guys
Drow ranger: you win
Sniper: репорт Инвокер
Invoker: muted everyone
(40 minutes into game)
Drow ranger: 3 russians on team. gg we lose.
Earthshaker: bro, man, don't be racist.
Drow ranger: Riki with dagon gg
Drow ranger: Invoker with only phase boots gg
Drow ranger: Sniper with aghanims and brown boots gg
Riki: I know how to play Riki, I have 18 klls
Drow ranger: kill steal kill steal i have 4 assists. 4 assists fuck you kill steal riki dagon. I could have had 4 more kills.
Riki: lol I have 12 assists omg
Riki: Drow has so many assists
Riki: she has 4
Riki: you see how many assists she has?
Riki: she clearly needs more kills
Riki: 4 fucking asssists
Riki: with 4 assists you might as well be support lol
Riki: you dont know how to play drow
Riki: Do you even ever ult
Riki: what are you talking about
Riki: you have no kills cuz you don't do anything
Drow ranger: I am the carry, I need more kills.
Riki: we have 35 kills on the team and you are only a part of 5 of them
Riki: i had enough of players like you
Riki: you're so annoying
Riki: all you care about is Killsteal
^ I call bs on this, I mean who talks like that, but ksing phantom riki is still too fun too read, like some comedy act
There's still more, I just was in class so I didn't have time to type them out. This was on a level 3 smurf account by the way.
Riki: its not fair
Riki: i get people like you on my team all the time and im sick of it
Riki: "omg ks omg ks" wah wah wah bs
Drow ranger: People tell you you ks a lot because you Ks a lot
Riki: or stop caring about ks
Riki: it doesnt matter
Riki: im the carry anyways
Drow ranger: im carry
Drow ranger: i called it first
Sniper: инвокер нуб
Riki: you're no carry
Riki: 1/12/4 isn't carry
Riki: if you knew how to play you would have finished them off first
Riki: but you suck so i ks you
Riki: so the gold goes to a good player
Riki: i have 5 smurfs
Earthshaker: Guys pls stop arguing, someone needs to buy wards. We can still win this.
Drow ranger: I would be doing better if I had more than 1 kill.
Drow ranger: Sniper why choose english if you don't speak english
Drow ranger: and why did you buy aghanim
Drow ranger: how do we win with that
Drow ranger: 1 item Invoker phase boots
(enemy wins)
Drow ranger: gg report my team
Sniper: Репорт инвокер нуб
Drow ranger: commend me
(I cut out a lot of Invoker quotes and some early game Sniper quotes. I cut out a lot of my nonfunny quotes too.)
*Earth shaker, Spectre, and Lion lane ask for gank bottom cause they're having a very hard time against Undying and Lich dual offlane*
*I gank bottom as Queen of Pain when i'm level 7, cause i stayed for an extra level cause i was a bit behind farm cause of having a hard mid lane against an OD who also had a Mirana firing arrows at me helping him all early game*
*I kill the undying and Lich with queen's ult, Lich almost got away, but my shadow strike ticked him to death behind his tower*
I say: There you go, now stop bitching
I take one last hit from bottom lane just cause I thought Spectre wasn't gonna get it, then I TP back to mid
Spectre says: WTF dumb queen stealing last hits, report queen
Lion says: I saw, dumb queen, ganks bottom all late, 15 mins into the game (when in reality it was only like 8 mins in...)
I get reported the end, we still win, and i go like 12-4 or something.
ФАНТОМ РИКИ!!!! really fun read hahahaha I have players like that drow in my games too and some people who go sange and yasha on ld bear
Invoker and Sniper were annoying too, but I cut out a lot of their quotes because it took too much space and also their kind of annoying isn't very funny.
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Techies: Invoker, roshan pls.
*Invoker doesn't reply*
Techies: Invoker roshan
Techies: ROSHAN
Invoker: I'm not Roshan, I'm Ukrainian