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General DiscussionDeciding to make smurf.. Wanna party? VHS required :)

Deciding to make smurf.. Wanna party? VHS required :) in General Discussion
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    Looking for members in vhs bracket so that first game is skill dragged.. I play in SEA.. Intrested parties can add my smurf account i am expecting a lot of replies ty....

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      Normal skill asks for vhs *required* :D:D:D

      ??????????

        thats why people make smurf? dont make comments which have no sense please :)
        btw u are a retard

        Earth Spirit Of Hard Hero

          i tought u are a vhs player looking for another vhs player
          "skill dragged" so u want to go vhs without effort.

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            Ye only retards smurf for the hopes to get higher mmr

            Tento komentář byl upraven
            TripleSteal-

              -party games do not affect ur solo mmr
              -stacking with higher rated players doesnt make your hidden party mmr higher either

              Dog

                Elegiggleeeeeeeeeeeeee

                Mr God

                  you are retard, not him. gtfo u fking normal skill shit

                  chocopie

                    4Head u git gud don't smurf and stay on your real account

                    CLICHÉ✪

                      Sub 50% winrate in Normal Skill, yet expects to get VHS with a smurf. SeemsGood

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                        ASSESS Product

                          Or you know just ask your vhs friends to pt with you.

                          ASSESS Product

                            @afeect
                            original link pls

                            Pos 3

                              @0.0 +1
                              >48%
                              >normal skill
                              >vhs req

                              Tento komentář byl upraven
                              Dog

                                "VHS required"
                                TOP KEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

                                chocopie

                                  real shit

                                  jo~

                                    lmfao

                                    paul

                                      Lol

                                      dunce

                                        LUL

                                        outerspaceboys

                                          lol dude sub 50% normal skill, lets just get better.

                                          PotatoSlayer

                                            To be honest. None want to be burdened by you

                                            Ame

                                              Normal skill asks for vhs *required* :D:D:D

                                              Carl

                                                Keep the hate going!

                                                ??????????

                                                  haha these idiots who get to vhs by stomping invoker on there 1st game haha retards as if u were born miracle right idiots

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                                                    also this is my 3rd month on dota so i learned then i am trying to go to vhs and all u smurfers out there we all know ur orignal account is in normal skill bracket so calm ur tits and i hope u get fucked by a cactus haha

                                                    ??????????

                                                      @zaywop thats why people make smurf because on there 1rst account they learn dota i didnt even knew what dota was that explains the winrate now after watching replays and some practice we can achieve anything dont wanna help its k dont hate comment

                                                      ??????????

                                                        @o.o we all know this is ur smurf account u are literally a retard u make smurf yourself and then say retards make smurf haha so noob

                                                        TripleSteal-

                                                          your winrate this week is 45%. you still didnt get good enough to become a better player than the rest of people in 1k, and cant win consistently here. why do you think you deserve to be placed higher, if u cant handle even lower skill enemies? not only why, but what for? its most interesting to play with those ones who are just as good as you are, cz it makes the games more competitive.

                                                          TripleSteal-

                                                            btw 0.0 is this guy's main acc, you are wrong

                                                            Tento komentář byl upraven
                                                            STEF-

                                                              look my acc guys stuck at HS

                                                              ??????????

                                                                i am good than before thats my point thats it if you dont wanna help dont comment its that easy i dont force you at the barrel of a gun to come help me? did i?

                                                                chocopie

                                                                  3rd month on normal skill? bitch I've been playing for 3 years and still on normal skill for fucks sake I created this new account bc my old acc was 900-ish. partying with vhs just to get a higher mmr is like asking someone to carry your sorry ass to a bracket where you don't belong. which will result in you being stomped in the vhs only to come back to normal skill

                                                                  chocopie

                                                                    tl;dr

                                                                    git gud son

                                                                    ASSESS Product

                                                                      3 months playtime are not enough lmao

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                                                                        xD hello who's buying 130 games on his smurf? that's my main account ROFL

                                                                        sadlifenoob

                                                                          nah they just want u to suffer more shiitty games in normal skill.. follow ur dreams and make a vhs smurf so that u can be the reason vhs people will suffer and also a very bad experience on ur part.. im expecting a decimal kda on all heroes haha

                                                                          FORSAKEN AXE

                                                                            rofl smurft this 2k scrub 00100

                                                                            Vermillion

                                                                              I played International Party MMR with 4k+ players and i ended up calibrated it at 2944 rofl. Cuz i played as supp, got carried by them, and im not that good in supporting actually.

                                                                              Would calibrate as carry on Normal Party MMR. :)

                                                                              TripleSteal-

                                                                                you might be better than you used to be but you still lose games at your current rating, thats the point.

                                                                                chocopie

                                                                                  also posting this thread is like killing yourself but youre asking us to pull the trigger for you

                                                                                  chocopie

                                                                                    I also wouldn't go to the int ranked. I solo'd once and met a timber whose current mmr is 6.5

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                                                                                      ill do it with you guys or without you guys haha i was just asking for help but these mofos dont get it do they ill now put it in caps IF YOU DONT PLAY GOOD U CANT GO TO VHS EVEN IF SOMEONE CARRYS YOU so if u understand dont comment anymore idiotic comments like i am asking you to carry me to a higher skill bracket just looking for some decent people to play with and if luck is on my side i might go to a higher skill bracket thats what i meant if you still dont understand i cant help it u are perfectly brainless anymore idiotic replies are not needed here comment only if u wanna play some fun games thats all
                                                                                      which i very well know people wont coz they are selfish haha :D wp guys wp

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                                                                                        all in all i need better players in my team so i can perform better myself :/ anyone intrested can play thats it in simplified statements

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                                                                                          LOL YOU WILL CALIBRATE AT 2K MMR LUL

                                                                                          chocopie

                                                                                            "IF YOU DONT PLAY GOOD U CANT GO TO VHS EVEN IF SOMEONE CARRYS YOU "
                                                                                            "i might go to a higher skill bracket"

                                                                                            -parties don't affect your skill
                                                                                            -you don't need better teammates to perform better
                                                                                            -you don't play good so don't

                                                                                            Pikachu[ϟ]

                                                                                              Dude first get to VHS lol!

                                                                                              ASSESS Product

                                                                                                Your hidden MMR is 1.6k. Don't expect too high.

                                                                                                Vermillion

                                                                                                  I don't get why do you wanna party with VHS players. For me, party is just for fun. I prefer partying with 1k friend to have some laugh, easy wager and etc.
                                                                                                  If you wanna drag ur skill and play serious, do it solo lel.

                                                                                                  Cнейкмонгер

                                                                                                    What the 'vhs' stuck up douches do not get is that even if you have potential to be a vhs but are stuck in normal skill, you won't get out easily even if you're good. I also have sub-50% win rate in normal skill, but you can go on my profile and check the losses, pretty much every single one of them will have HARD CARRIES in my team with scores like 6/19 2/13 2/10 and 200-300GPM (YES I SAID HARD CARRIES WITH 200 GPM).
                                                                                                    Yes, when you play a carry yourself you will probably just carry the shit out of everyone, but that's not the case when you're playing 4/3v5 with no pushers against pushers and/or have feeders in your team.

                                                                                                    P.S.: Even though I am considered a normal skill trash, when I played with my HS or VHS friends we do fine and win games... But I am still stuck in normal skill.
                                                                                                    P.P.S.: Smurf does help, go keep up at least 15 KDA for 40 matches straight, you'll get to VHS fast. Tried it, was playing with 3k players sooner than my 10th match, but got bored of playing Riki/Bounty so I'm back to 'main' account which has my skins...

                                                                                                    Tento komentář byl upraven
                                                                                                    one syllable anglo-saxon

                                                                                                      ^ give your account to any legit ranked vhs player and he will boost it to 3500 in no time

                                                                                                      VegaSlark

                                                                                                        me still stuck with normal skill...from dota 1 anyway