I sexually Identify as Alice. Ever since I was young I dreamed of getting carried by 4ks and carrying 2ks in party queue, and being the best grill. People say to me that a person being Alice is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon completely make me look like Alice, complete with his trademark bewbs. From now on I want you guys to call me “Alice” and respect my right to be the best grill. If you can’t accept me you’re an alicephobe and need to check your grill privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
guise I found the last sweet text I received from my ex from last year lul
To my Annoying Little Chipmunk,
Good night Baby 💕 I love you so so much and I had such a fun time talking to you today 😏😉😍😄 I really enjoyed being a naughty girl for my master and then getting a punishment 😉 and I especially loved to hear you moan from all of my videos which honestly, is one of the sexiest things to ever come out of your mouth 😏😋 you make me so incredibly happy *Dog* and I can't wait to one day be with you and start a family and just..... Spend the rest of my life with you 📅 😘 I'm so incredibly lucky to have you and just thinking about you leaves me with a massive smile on my face 😄 You are my reason to live babe and honestly, the way I feel when talking to you is exhilarating. (What a posh word, eh?) ☺️😄 I love your goofy laugh and your extra cheesy smile 😊 I love the way in which your breathing quickens and you murmur "oh my" whenever I send you a picture, whether it's naughty or not, I love the way your always there for me and will make me smile even when I feel as if I'm dying. I love the way you call me beautiful the moment you see my sleepy face in the morning or the way you laugh at me when I make those little noises when I'm confused.... I love the way you call me perfect because honestly *Dog*, I feel perfect when I'm with you ☺️ I love everything about you baby and one day we are going to be the perfect couple and then the perfect husband and wife and after that we'll be the greatest parents ☺️ and if we're extra lucky we'll be the greatest grandparents EVER! I mean seriously, we'll be the type of grandparents that make other grandparents jealous just because of how cool we are!! 👵🏻👴🏼👵🏻👴🏼👵🏻👴🏼 Ugh, I'm drifting away from the topic 😂 Anyway, no matter what we do in our life we will do the best we possible could and honestly, it doesn't matter what other people say.... All that really matters is that we love each other 💕 And I know for a fact that I love you... No wait... I'm IN love with you *Dog Lastname*.... God, I was only going to just say night night but oh well 😄 Night night, don't let the mosquitoes bite 😂
Lots of love, your Cheeky Little Monkey! Xxx 🐵🙈🙉🙊😊😘💞💕💞
in retrospect, she's one corny, crazy, horny bitch lul. I fucking WutFaced after I discovered this message from the deepest regions of my alternate email.
Rofl Alice. Stop pretending n just come out of the closet
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
btw anyone up for a game? prefer a 1k scrub
Kek^ no 1k scrubs here except bws
lul bws got to 1k again lul
bws saddest child of all
Alice happiest grill of all
tbh, I was spectating some of his games, he plays really good, idk why he dropped mmr again
i guess he was matched with a better player and he started tilting from there
i can leave dbuff now and there'd still be my shadow clones left LUL
There's 2 Alice. Wow now I die in peace
3 idiot your mother raised you better than this
Okay now my brain is fucked. Pls save me Gaben
lrn2count peasant, there's more coming
one from 2k, 3k, and 4k
pls respect our wishes to be alices
Waiting for 1K alice
What is happening
being an alice feels amazing
I sexually Identify as Alice. Ever since I was young I dreamed of getting carried by 4ks and carrying 2ks in party queue, and being the best grill. People say to me that a person being Alice is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon completely make me look like Alice, complete with his trademark bewbs. From now on I want you guys to call me “Alice” and respect my right to be the best grill. If you can’t accept me you’re an alicephobe and need to check your grill privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Alice disease is spreading. Quick hide you're children before they get infected
i guess "alice" is officially a newfound species now
Hay 4k Alice. Did u spectate my game. I think I play like 4k
alice isnt a disease. alice is what we humans are, deep down, free from flesh and worldly desires
this is our purest form
embrace it child, accept your inner alice
all it needs is a little spark to start a raging fire, why dont you light that spark
2.8k Alice best Alice roflmao
were not friends in steam jacked, so I cant spectate yours
I can only watch 2k alice's and bsw's games, since their my friends in steam
I thought alice was just a grill.
Well 4k Alice why haven't u added me. I need more grills in my friends list
You fucks wanna play any time? today i had 2 sad losses am fuckin angry need to go back to 3k mainto cum down
you thought wrong
alice is divinity manifested, and all of us should take part in such a glorious transformation
tmrw leggo play play play play play fuck you play play play
this account cant add unfornately,
guise I found the last sweet text I received from my ex from last year lul
To my Annoying Little Chipmunk,
Good night Baby 💕 I love you so so much and I had such a fun time talking to you today 😏😉😍😄 I really enjoyed being a naughty girl for my master and then getting a punishment 😉 and I especially loved to hear you moan from all of my videos which honestly, is one of the sexiest things to ever come out of your mouth 😏😋 you make me so incredibly happy *Dog* and I can't wait to one day be with you and start a family and just..... Spend the rest of my life with you 📅 😘 I'm so incredibly lucky to have you and just thinking about you leaves me with a massive smile on my face 😄 You are my reason to live babe and honestly, the way I feel when talking to you is exhilarating. (What a posh word, eh?) ☺️😄 I love your goofy laugh and your extra cheesy smile 😊 I love the way in which your breathing quickens and you murmur "oh my" whenever I send you a picture, whether it's naughty or not, I love the way your always there for me and will make me smile even when I feel as if I'm dying. I love the way you call me beautiful the moment you see my sleepy face in the morning or the way you laugh at me when I make those little noises when I'm confused.... I love the way you call me perfect because honestly *Dog*, I feel perfect when I'm with you ☺️ I love everything about you baby and one day we are going to be the perfect couple and then the perfect husband and wife and after that we'll be the greatest parents ☺️ and if we're extra lucky we'll be the greatest grandparents EVER! I mean seriously, we'll be the type of grandparents that make other grandparents jealous just because of how cool we are!! 👵🏻👴🏼👵🏻👴🏼👵🏻👴🏼 Ugh, I'm drifting away from the topic 😂 Anyway, no matter what we do in our life we will do the best we possible could and honestly, it doesn't matter what other people say.... All that really matters is that we love each other 💕 And I know for a fact that I love you... No wait... I'm IN love with you *Dog Lastname*.... God, I was only going to just say night night but oh well 😄 Night night, don't let the mosquitoes bite 😂
Lots of love, your Cheeky Little Monkey! Xxx 🐵🙈🙉🙊😊😘💞💕💞
wow what a corny bitch , kappa
Alice when u gonna play? I think 2 hours later is best for me im tired right now
Buy hats. I can play w peeps in about 30 mins. But have to carry me
Dog. Sounds like a teen grill u got there
lets see if this works now
in retrospect, she's one corny, crazy, horny bitch lul. I fucking WutFaced after I discovered this message from the deepest regions of my alternate email.
Last thing i heard from my dad
:
Dad can i have some money?
No fuk off
Alice want to be the next corny bitch to send me nudes and messages? lul
poor quality memes that were done in 5 mins are the best kind of memes
Ok alice and jacked r u gonna be up? If yes tell me so i get online
Earn your own money son.
Rip memes pls kill me
no
1) im not rly a girl
2) i dont have a phone
not me
too lazy to play dota rn imma just grind some rankings in osu
ew 4k alice confirmed smurfer, burn at the stakes
kill it with k's
that's how i like my best grills
with a bit of tsundere to make it interesting