General Discussioncan anybody teach me how to play DOTA 2?

You blyat the cyka by going mierda

Do drugs, it helps.

Pick monkey king.
Win game.
No game sense needed.

I can help teaching you. I'm not the best, or have high MMR, but I was once lost like you but I managed by myself and was able to have decent skills now.

I also need to know how to play this new game