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Potato Marshal

    Looking for attractive female Dota players for my team
    The requirements to join the team are as follows:

    You must be a fluent English speaker
    Must be ages 18-25
    Asian and beautiful
    Must have long hair and big boobs
    Must be under 120lbs, no fatties allowed
    Must be an avid anime watcher
    Must have a HD webcam and is willing to appear naked
    Must refer to me with the suffixes of senpai or sensei
    Must be a virgin, no slμts please. If your hymen isn't intact, you're off the team
    Dota playing is optional
    Really, it's optional, you don't even need to have the game installed if you don't want to

    If you are interested please leave pictures of your breasts, face, and feet with a timestamp in this thread with your steam id and your top 3 anime.

    MARLAN

      can i be on ur team pls

      faw

        > must have big boobs

        > 120 lbs (55 kg)

        choose one

        Jacked

          55kg for an asian is fat lul

          fx

            Mah sistah is 48 kgah youah fatah

            Planeskeeper

              Mods pls

              evy

                I would fap to fx's sister no kappa

                doc joferlyn simp

                  1) I Speak Filipino and English well. I know at least at least a few insults of each major language
                  2) I'm 12 btw haHAA
                  3) Asian and a beautiful male specimen
                  4) Normal weight but racking in the pounds so I don't grow into a tall lanky dude
                  5) I prefer real person porn over hentai, thank you
                  6) Have a webcam and you can see me shirtless and with just my boxers on
                  7) I'll call you 'lil weeb, best I can do
                  8) Still a virgin, unlike someone I know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
                  9) What is Dota

                  Add me and PM for more info ;)

                  doc joferlyn simp

                    Link for educational researches pls Bryant

                    >tfw no gamer girl peeing gf

                      rofl the virgin part makes your team impossible to find lol Girls suck their first dick at age 12 and lose their virginity by age 13 or 14