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2 to 3, 10k

2 squares, wtf is that even enough

he is 2k guys. theres an obvious link

3 squares 3 times means 9
3700mmr on my anothet smurf which gona be my main

u wipe 3 times only? what the fuk,

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i am indonesian
we use hand to clean our ass
like really
is it enough to wipe only by toilet paper?
its so fucking digusting
i try toilet paper once and i never get ashamed by myself more than that day

bws can 100% confirmed this

2 squares, 3 when unsure and i fold them both once for efficiency
1.2k mmr

do you mean for pooping or peeing?

who the fuck uses toilet paper for peeing?????????

we use hand to clean our ass

hmm...

is it enough to wipe only by toilet paper?
its so fucking digusting

HMMMMMMMM...

^^moslem?

0 square , use water instead - 2k

3-4. When I need to wipe my ass twice, I fold the used toilet paper to maximize efficiency. LMFAO.

3467 at the moment hahahahah

I use my hand, water and soap.

3.7k mmr

I can confirmed it because i am indonesian too. Ever heard of using water and hand to clean your asshole?

u guys cant be serious

HAS NO ONE EVER THOUGHT OF WIPING FIRST TO GET THE CHUNKY PARTS OUT AND JUST USE RUNNING WATER FROM A HIGH PLACED FAUCET TO RINSE OUT THE DISGUSTING STUFF????????

y would u hold ur shit wth ur hands jesus lmao

yeah if you dont use hand, water, soap you are so retarded and your hole so dirty as fuck

just stick your ass in the toilet and flush.

I'm not sure about it being disgusting since it came out on your own body after all, but different places and culture and that saying there are many ways to cook a banana I think it was something like that.

dont use paper nor water

Asians normally wash it with their hands. But the moment my mom started buying toilet papers regularly, well guess what I don't use my hands anymore.

I use bidet for my rear.

wait, are you asking for my dota mmr or my butt wiping mmr?

how the fuck do you wash it, assuming u cant get up. u dip your hand into the poop water? lul

and you dont have a hose.

skim , im offended . ban plz

@skim studying the correlation between butt wiping habits and mmr

my mother taught me to wash my bunghole with my hands but never followed since i thought that thats was degrading and inefficient. i have used old newspapers quiz/test papers to wash my bunghole and have never touched a shit my whole life, except those of a bird/lizard/dog (when i stepped on it)

why not recycle man help the planet and shit

idk skim, why not both. im sure a few people would like to find out

@jacked: sounds like a good idea for an article

and yeah, I always wondered how bidets work. I hear they're wonderful and amazing, but I can't imagine it rly...yknow, getting the job done

HOW THE FUCK ARE SUPPOSED TO GET THE FINAL DROPLET IF YOU'RE NOT USING TOILET PAPER? DO YOU TOUCH YOUR MOTHER WITH THOSE HANDS JESUS CHRIST WTF IS THIS THREAD EVEN

I don't poop 4036

It's really about your mmr based on how you clean your ass

for shitting I use wet wipes and toilet paper, switching between them until there is no trace of poop on the toilet paper anymore, can take up to 8 maybe even 10 sheets of each, depending on my diet and health.

Yeah this thread now is about how different people from different continents wipe they're assess hahaha.

isn't the real question, whether you wipe standing up/sitting down?

actually, can someone tell me how you're suppose to use those water jets. i tried it once and it just sprays shit everywhere, and then i'd have to wipe my cheeks. so it felt really inefficient

why would you use water jets. wipe with toilet paper first, to make sure there are no meaty things lurking there. then i bend my ass towards where the faucet's water falls, so that the nasty little shits get swept away and herded into the drain. then e finish up with one or two pulls from wet wipes

i thought everybody except my family does tihs

I am too embarrassed to tell how i wipe my butt and my mmr is 150 not much is it

only grills wipe whilst sitting

how the fuck do you clean your ass with a shovel?

if you stand, your cheeks dont spread. and you use more effort. come on, whats your mmr nikki.

Water spray thingy. 2k mmr

I only use 3 squares of tissue and fold it making into 1 square I wipe my ass twice thus using 6 squares and spray my ass with that water jet thingy

I use hose and shoot it to my adshole before wiped with my hand,our country's toilet full of hose,Jacked.

If there is no hose I will use toilet paper wipe it and try to find any place that got water to wash my ass.

You know my mmr - the double star boi,I selling my account on website soon if no one in Dotabuff interested
(big offer for u guy)

In addition I wipe my ass after spraying water in it with 2 squares and folding it into 1

i am literally shocked at the number of people who dont even use toilet paper and use their hands. what the hell