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faw

    man i just got done with school

    tlel me what i cna do with 10+h additional time every day and ill do it moron

    faw

      whatever man if u think u can roast me fuck right off

      one syllable anglo-saxon

        u can exercise
        u can read motivating poetry
        u can go pick up cuties
        u can go get drunk in a club every night until u either go broke or get stabbed in the stomach
        u can learn 999 professional skills
        u can found ur own religion
        u can beat some stupid record like licking the most timestamps in a minute
        u can explore internet for interracial gay midget porn
        u can run, but u cannot hide
        dont say u want me
        dont say u need me
        dont say u love me
        its understood
        dont say ure happy
        out there without me
        i know u cant be
        cause its no good

        Jacked

          Hey coroner. You have a blue house. You have 4K games. You are 3k. Maybe you are the one who needs to get a life. Lul

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            Rofl

            cancer

              :thinking:

              chicken spook,,,,

                Dota in 2017 LUL

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                    3500-5000 the worst bracket in da world

                    chicken spook,,,,

                      I'm 33 years old. I graduated from the Boston University and obtained a Degree in Speech Pathology. Despite investing lots of time and effort to get this qualification, I chose a different career. I started working as a logistics coordinator at a major blue berries manufacturer. By way of introduction, my name is Nigel Bishop.
                      After a year which was a complete unlucky streak I had even more doom and gloom. First, I had problems at my work, then started fighting with my wife and at the end of the day I had an ordeal which would be the most terrible for any man. I became an awful lover.
                      To be honest, I suffered from this problem before... I always had troubles with my erection. It wasn't iron hard and my penis looked like a worm. My wife cried and we quarrelled because we were unable to have kids. 5 years of marriage were just wasted and it was completely my fault.
                      I can't say that my salary was particularly high; however, my wife and I decided to spend some money on my treatment. 2 years of the treatment maintained my erection but at the same time hit our family budget. It seemed to be endless. But the end finally came. Caroline (my wife) couldn't bare it anymore and after telling everything she thought about me straight in my face, she packed her things and went to her parents’ home.
                      You can easily guess what happened next. I fell into depression. I continued the treatment but due to the stress which I had, it stopped working. I gave it up and my libido gave up on me.
                      I suffered very much. As any other man I wanted to satisfy my needs. Sexual needs during the depression period outweighed all others. I even couldn't masturbate – it just didn't give me any pleasure... I went to the extremities and started practicing sex with males. I even liked it but still I felt that my erection was quite poor. My sex performance was 50% of my actual potential. It felt terrible and did not give me the pleasure I expected.
                      Being exhausted by my worries I started looking for natural methods of potency recovery on the Internet. And I found one called Hammer of Thor. It was said onthe official site of the product that the remedy could restore libido and extend the duration of intercourse. The price I had to pay for the chance of being a normal man was ridiculous. I hesitated but soon realized that I had nothing to lose and that things couldn't get worse. I ordered the remedy.
                      I received it in ten days. It was the time when my friends and I were supposed to have an interesting party where girls were invited too. It was going to be something incredible! I took capsulesHammer of Thor with me hoping that they would help me to do my best and impress both men and women. The direction said that one capsule was enough to obtain iron hard erection. However, I took two capsules. What do you think happened? I FELT LIKE A TOTALLY DIFFERENT MAN. 10 minutes after I took the capsules I felt that I had the Eiffel tower growing under my pants. I tried to subdue my penis it was the same as trying to bend a poker.
                      I suddenly noticed that she was winking at me. A girl who was in the opposite part of the room playfully watched my clumsy attempts to put my “friend” under control and then crooked her finger to beckon me. At that moment I was ready for anything. Hammer of Thor turned me into animal and I followed the girl.
                      I can tell you that we had 2 hours of continuous sex. She came 3 times and begged me to stop but I couldn't do it. I felt inexhaustible and it seemed that I was constantly receiving surge of energy. Perhaps I should have taken just one capsule... So, when our sex was over she confessed to me that it was her life's brightest moment. As for me, I was proud of myself and I felt like a happy MAN!
                      Just imagine, I was 33 and it was all for me!
                      I didn't give up the idea of being bisexual. It turned to be a tipping point of my life. My friends and I keep arranging similar parties and my friends always ask me how I manage to be such a crazy sex-machine and satisfy the ladies. I'm not embarrassed by telling them my secret and I immediately share the link to Hammer of Thor site.
                      Thank you all for reading this article. I hope I helped many men. Don't be ashamed of your wishes and if you have problems in the bedroom, use Hammer of Thor! You'll get iron hard erection just as I did.

                      Junsui

                        Dear god why did i read it all

                        chicken spook,,,,

                          Why not

                          Coroner

                            Hey coroner. You have a blue house. You have 4K games. You are 3k. Maybe you are the one who needs to get a life. Lul
                            could your responses be lamer? rhetorical question

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