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General DiscussionBad DOTA 2 jokes thread : Q - Why does magnus have no friends?

Bad DOTA 2 jokes thread : Q - Why does magnus have no friends? in General Discussion
Riguma Borusu

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    Because everyone scatters away when he tries to RP.

    BTW this is also the bad dota 2 joke thread now so everyone should contribute, you guys are too tense lately, maybe you just need some terrible humor in your life to remind you how beautiful the world truly is.

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    ywn

      roleplay or what

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        haHAA

        evy

          bws mid

          Fee Too Pee

            Who is the guy that lost his car?

            Carlos

            Get it? Gettt itt??

            N4

              This joke makes no sense.

              He uses RP only on enemies, and nobody scatters when he tries to use it, it's not like he takes time to use it but 0.3 seconds.

              What he does is forces enemies to divide.

              despair

                Cuz mk>magnob

                Dogwater

                  Why are americans bad at dota?

                  They cant defend their towers

                  Dogwater
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                    Dogwater

                      Why did the chicken cross the road? It hasn’t been upgraded yet :D

                      [Lk].Zano

                        @Life is Hard

                        Actually, I do...

                        UnSure

                          Why is Pugna a bad support?
                          Cause he nether wards!

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                            bara must be a linux user because he has the Greater Bash haHAA

                            ImagineDodong

                              ^ayyyy lmao

                              Number is just a Dendi
                              -mmr

                              IDK i've got nothing haha

                              Khalilov

                                Because he's from china. Everyone hate china

                                Dogwater

                                  Is that even Loda?
                                  -balanced

                                  chicken spook,,,,

                                    bws mid

                                    Shou

                                      Why did everyone go to sb's party instead of slardars?
                                      Cuz sb has the greater bash

                                      What does tiny like the iPhone?
                                      It has iOS inside

                                      I gave my girlfriend an orchid
                                      She was speechless

                                      What do you call a team fight where visage has no birds?
                                      And unfamiliar situation.

                                      Why doesn't Eminem play support?
                                      He opens his mouth but the wards won't come out.

                                      Why is antimage enemies with everyone?
                                      Because friendship is magic

                                      How did death prophet lose weight?
                                      She exorcised.

                                      What is a robotic syllabear?
                                      Lone Droid.

                                      Why do argentines not buy salves?
                                      They prefer tango

                                      YanFTWッ

                                        Did you know that Riki Maru is the most friendliest Hero in dota2? However they rarely see him so their friendship has been fade away.. Hahahahaha

                                        Shou

                                          What is witch doctors email?
                                          ohlook@it.go

                                          What is qops favorite desert?
                                          Ice scream

                                          Why is James Bond the best support?
                                          Because he is 0 0 7

                                          UnSure

                                            What does a street/pub fight and 3k games have in common.

                                            Being held back by friend's/teammates.

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                                            Väinämöinen

                                              cringe

                                              Riguma Borusu

                                                cringe

                                                that's the point

                                                if the joke isn't cringy it doesn't really belong in this thread

                                                Pale Mannie

                                                  i played dota all day. whole dagon

                                                  Hatsune Miku

                                                    why did lc buy midas?

                                                    because she is jungling

                                                    Rogue Knight

                                                      It's a Chaos dunk!!!
                                                      -Disastah

                                                      G-zooz

                                                        Where does spirit breaker go pee?
                                                        The barathrum

                                                        Anomaluna

                                                          Why is Lina such a stubborn bitch?
                                                          Because her divergent sister always "let's it go".

                                                          haHAA

                                                          Dogwater

                                                            Who is the favorite hero of russians?

                                                            Blyatcyka

                                                            Dogwater
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